HEKATEES
for every maiden,
mother, and crone

Crone-core apparel and delightfully handcrafted gifts

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Medicated Black Glossy Mug
from $18.00
Most people drink coffee out of mugs, and coffee is the most popular psychoactive stimulant in the world, so the message on this mug shouldn't be too alarming or NSFW. The t-shirt, on the other hand, will raise some eyebrows (especially at work).

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
Dump Him Unisex t-shirt
$32.00

That’s what they’re talking about.

This artwork originates from a famous 1489 German treatise on witchcraft titled De lamiis et phitonicis mulieribus ("Of Witches and Diviners") written by Ulrich Molitoris.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Unbothered Women’s crop top
$35.00
This crop top is made of 100% combed cotton, which makes the shirt extremely soft and more durable than regular cotton shirts. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders ensure comfortable wear, while the cropped length makes it perfect for spring and summer.

• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
GTFOH Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$28.00

“You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here” vibes.


Woodcut illustration from Andreas Vesalius’s landmark 1543 anatomy book, De humani corporis fabrica (On the Fabric of the Human Body).

It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

Hand-Krafted

TAROT ACES
$22.00

A set of 4 - (4" x 6") craft cards with envelopes. Each one is hand printed with metallic foiling.

Ace of Wands represents a sudden burst of creative energy or inspiration. It’s the drive to start a passion project, take a bold leap, or pursue an exciting new idea with enthusiasm.

Ace of Cups represents the floodgates opening for emotional fulfillment. It indicates the start of a new relationship, deep healing, artistic intuition, or a renewal of self-love and empathy.

Ace of Swords symbolizes intellectual clarity and cutting through confusion. It represents a "eureka" moment, speaking your truth, or using logic and communication to overcome a challenge.

Ace of Pentacles represents tangible real-world opportunities—such as a new job offer, a financial investment, a home improvement project, or a solid foundation for long-term health and security.

BAPHO-MAGNET
$8.00

Lightweight magnet approx 1.5”. You know you want one.

MIRROR MESSAGES
$22.00

A set of 4 - (4" x 6") craft cards with envelopes. Each one is hand printed.

Gray T-shirt with a graphic of a man and woman leaning in for a kiss, with the text "I can fix him" below.

Say the loud part,
Quietly.

A number of snapshots and occult imagery

About us

Thank you for helping us grow our family-run business from the sacred ground up! Our blend of mystical symbolism and dash of dark sarcasm are meant to help usher in your “Crone-Era” in the most powerful way. New designs, merch, and cosmic inspiration are coming soon - Join us in building our Cronemunity and blessed be!

Black and white photo of two women with dramatic makeup, with the woman on the left smiling and the woman on the right with a serious expression, both wearing dark clothing and looking at the camera.
Two women with alternative fashion styles, one with dark lipstick and a headband, the other wearing sunglasses, smoking a cigarette in a bottle, and dressed in white.

Sister magic

When the Cooney sisters facetiously conceived of imaginary band “Womb Funeral,” album covers were designed, t-shirts made, and world tours dreamed up. A decade later, it has become a movement to claim menopause: a Viking send-off to the hormones and rhythms of old, and a celebration of the step into the wisdom of Crone life.

Two women with pale skin and dark hair, one wearing glasses and a hooded jacket, the other with a hat, posing under a blooming tree with white flowers on an urban street.
Two women dressed in pirate costumes, wearing pirate hats and accessories, smiling for the camera.

The Dark Arts

Discover the latest additions to our collection: one of a kind pieces that bring new energy to your space.

For artist inquiries on the gallery, email us.

Summon Us

We conjure custom designs and merchandise for your most sacred occasions: birthdays, handfastings, reunions, and every turning of the wheel. Custom tees and gifts become talismans of the day, holding its magic for years to come. Whisper your wishes to us (an email works fine), and we'll return with a quote.